Thank you for writing porn that does not abuse made-up turns of phrase when talking about dicks
You should all know that after reading that post I just went and got my copy of THROAM Vol. 1 and found a sex scene just to see
ALL COCKS
AND THAT IS THE BEST PORN IN THE FANFIC BUSINESS
All fanfic writers should be required to read THROAM.
loooooooool
Cock’s good for writing sex. I think
ooh my blog needs a little shimmy… :D
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Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.
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whoa.
this will be my kids one day. no, seriously.
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So before I go to bed I am going to blog obnoxiously about my birds
I got them on Sunday at PetSmart (;_______; the nearest I could adopt was 4 hours away, and I couldn’t find a local breeder. I’m so sorry all you unadopted budgies. BE NEARER TO ME).
I named the green/yellow one Brigadier and…
We need pics!
I am going to buy a chameleon, name it Rango and put a floral shirt on it because I can’t have a dog.
I support this LOL - I wonder how many pet chameleon’s named Rango there are in the world now?
‘Doctor Who’ fans hijack Boulder road sign — ‘Warning Daleks Ahead’
“Doctor Who” is coming back to the airwaves this fall, but some fans of the show couldn’t wait that long to get their fix. Some of them hijacked a road sign in Boulder, Colorado and changed it to read something that Whovians fear (and love). It says “Warning Daleks Ahead.”
I love fans, negl.
I could do this all night…
you say that
but i know you have heart trisha
i mean I already have Chris Corner
why do i need his look a like
Did you really just ask that? You say that like you’ve never read or even written Doppelganger sex >:D
